LOL Michelle I love you. 

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campaign to stop putting raisins in food

Raisins, you do not belong in my baked goods. Get out. Go back to your box. 

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magicaldeductions:

“Queen Elizabeth II firing an SA80”

Nice aim, ma’am.

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youre-n0t-salinger:

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

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awastrelmescalined:

thanks conservapedia

I can just picture this poor conservative person listening to these songs while writing the reviews. 

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mumford-castle:

samuelwells:

One of my new favourite songs - King Charles - The Brightest Lights (feat. Mumford & Sons)

The song is available on iTunes here.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm two of my favorite groups. 

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rosalarian:

fuck yeah!

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thelittlekneesofbees:

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

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