everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
(via feyminism)
Headed to Vegas
I’m finally going to be a real 21 year old
I might also die
Things I want to do in Vegas:
•gamble at least once
•drink in public
That’s pretty much it
When I show up to hang out with my friend but then realize I’m going to be the 3rd wheel
digg:
7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails
Add all these drinks to your Arrested Development party menu.
You’re a liar if you say you wouldn’t try chicken soup and vodka.
Kylie.
Hello friends, I am here and I want this. Maybe not the last one.
thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing.
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via marvelousmistermoustache)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via giraffepoliceforce)
Blowing bubbles in my White Russian is way more fun than actually drinking it #wastedwednesdays #gradlife #stillakid
You will find nothing substantial about me here. Try kylie-adventure for that.
