Margaritas by the yard #finally #sweetmotherofcliche #vegasbb @zzilz

Margaritas by the yard #finally #sweetmotherofcliche #vegasbb @zzilz

I might be dead right now

I’m not sure.

First night in Vegas

Disappointed

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

(via feyminism)

Drinking on the street. Sweet success. #vegasbb

Drinking on the street. Sweet success. #vegasbb

toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me

(via bsidebaby)

Headed to Vegas

I’m finally going to be a real 21 year old
I might also die

Things I want to do in Vegas:
•gamble at least once
•drink in public

That’s pretty much it

When I show up to hang out with my friend but then realize I’m going to be the 3rd wheel

whatshouldwecallme:

everythingisimpermanent:

digg:

collegehumor:

7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails

Add all these drinks to your Arrested Development party menu.

You’re a liar if you say you wouldn’t try chicken soup and vodka.

Kylie.

Hello friends, I am here and I want this. Maybe not the last one. 

paulalolz:

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing. 

paulalolz:

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing. 

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via marvelousmistermoustache)

So we gon’ dance until we drop!

(via paulalolz)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via giraffepoliceforce)

Blowing bubbles in my White Russian is way more fun than actually drinking it #wastedwednesdays #gradlife #stillakid

Blowing bubbles in my White Russian is way more fun than actually drinking it #wastedwednesdays #gradlife #stillakid

THIS IS MY 5,000TH POST

but srsly wat am i doing with my life?

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