Not sure if I was more excited about my diploma being framed or the fact that I didn’t have to make my own cake this year #22 #tableofme #birthday
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
(via thephoenixinthebirchtree)
every time i get a follower i silently fangirl because someone actually looked at my blog and thought “imma follow dis”
(via reasonsistayindoors)
How to spend your last few hours being 21
Download and watch a bunch of movies
Drink a lot
Be alone
Just a quick reminder that Bill Nye is awesome.
“Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.”
“Humor is everywhere, in that there’s irony in just about anything a human does.”
“If you look back on all the teachers that you liked, I am sure you will find they were very entertaining.”
“Science is the key to our future, and if you don’t believe in science, then you’re holding everybody back.”
wouldn’t it be awesome if bill nye were to be the 12th doctor?
Bill Nye is actually a real Time Lord called “The Edutainer”
(via paulalolz)
It’s 2012 I don’t understand how it can be this hard to set up Internet like wtf are all these chords for and what do you mean I plugged in and turned the boxes on in the wrong order Jesus Christ you picky motherfucker get it together I’m not your mother
I’ve just been informed it’s 2013
A compilation of things I like from the internet.
You will find nothing substantial about me here. Try kylie-adventure for that.
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